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chaotic neutral
ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college
bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry
behold, a man
Dinosaur
when you forget your towel and have to run to your room butt ass naked
A nakey man
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gamer: oh dude that’s totally not epic, and i would not like comment nor subscribe. hope you #levelup for this boss fight because it’s hard to beat your inner demons man.
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